The Chronicles of a Humdrum Existence
Each step further down this straight and narrow path has my eyes scanning the horizon for one upon which to deviate.
(Ditto for every other angst-ridden teen in this over-populated world.)
17
2013
21
2012
The (Sedentary) Life
Sitting in an unmade bed, wearing fat pants, attempting to cover the whole chocolate spectrum.
Misery ensues.
Regardless,
Rinse and Repeat tomorrow.
15
2012
13
2012
Spring cleaning my past
There’s nothing more gratifying than deleting a post from my past. But I must say, there weren’t too many embarrassing posts from the past year.
Well done, 18 yr old self.
I wish I could ctrl + A + X my history in the file in my brain titled ‘childhood trauma aka social interaction years K-12’ and replace it with Twilight.
Lmao, guh I’m joking!
I grabbed the cardboard cut-out version of Robert Pattinson’s junk and was not impressed. Neither was my religion teacher when she caught me harassing him. Maybe because it wasn’t her junk i was manhandling. Ooooooh! Oh no you didn’t just imply what I think you implied!
13
2012
Fap
Highlight of this vacation: (Holey Saturday)
Josh: Hey, you goin’ out tonight? Gonna get drunk?
Me: No! I don’t drink often (insert bitchy tone aka defensive reaction when somebody talks to my awkward ass and assumes I have a social life), I’m writing up essays tonight.
Josh: Yeah, me too. I’m studying my hand. I mean—-
Me: *Gasps in horror and contorts face.* What the fuck, man?!
Josh: *Laughs* I mean, sorry, I —- Well, it’s true!
Me: Get away from me!
Kettle, meet pot.
16
2011
You are the Liz to my Lemon.
13
2011
13
2011
Reblogged from widdershins-way :
"Develop an interest in life as you see it; the people, things, literature, music-the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself."
10
2011
7
2011
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