Mar
17
2013

Reblogged from imetadolphindownthere :

SNL cast season 29.

May
21
2012

The (Sedentary) Life

Sitting in an unmade bed, wearing fat pants, attempting to cover the whole chocolate spectrum. 

Misery ensues. 

Regardless,

Rinse and Repeat tomorrow.

Apr
15
2012
Apr
13
2012

Spring cleaning my past

There’s nothing more gratifying than deleting a post from my past. But I must say, there weren’t too many embarrassing posts from the past year.

Well done, 18 yr old self. 

I wish I could ctrl + A + X my history in the file in my brain titled ‘childhood trauma aka social interaction years K-12’ and replace it with Twilight.

Lmao, guh I’m joking! 

I grabbed the cardboard cut-out version of Robert Pattinson’s junk and was not impressed. Neither was my religion teacher when she caught me harassing him. Maybe because it wasn’t her junk i was manhandling. Ooooooh! Oh no you didn’t just imply what I think you implied! 

Apr
13
2012

Fap

Highlight of this vacation: (Holey Saturday)

Josh: Hey, you goin’ out tonight? Gonna get drunk?

Me: No! I don’t drink often (insert bitchy tone aka defensive reaction when somebody talks to my awkward ass and assumes I have a social life), I’m writing up essays tonight.

Josh: Yeah, me too. I’m studying my hand. I mean—-

Me: *Gasps in horror and contorts face.* What the fuck, man?!

Josh: *Laughs* I mean, sorry, I —- Well, it’s true!

Me: Get away from me!

Kettle, meet pot.

May
16
2011

You are the Liz to my Lemon.

You are the Liz to my Lemon.

May
13
2011

Reblogged from wolf-chomp :

May
13
2011

Reblogged from hanzesque-deactivated20140414 :

"Develop an interest in life as you see it; the people, things, literature, music-the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself."

Henry Miller (via libraryland)

May
10
2011

Do you wanna be on top?

Why yes I do, Tyra.

May
7
2011

Reblogged from sb-aurora :

charming in the cokehead best kinda way.

charming in the cokehead best kinda way.

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